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sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:34 am
by sedodes
Some of you may have noticed a relatively large spike in my posting frequency as of late and this thread is here to prevent you from getting hope into your innocent hearts. I do not intend to once again regularly use my writing to make delightfully forceful love to your eyes and brains, yearn for it as you may you sassy young bitches. I've simply had it up to here with the bullshit of real life for the time being, and since I've decided to live with someone other than my crazy-ass, unapologetic, angsty-teen-attitude-having wife for a while I find that I have a lot of free time. As of right now I don't know how long this will last. Somewhere between a week and forever I'm assuming, with a margin of error of up to a week.

Hopefully Eth and the rest of the mods aren't going to be all kinds of elderly and holler "SLOW DOWN DAMNIT YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST!!" at my posts. Does my big fancy "official warning" carry over from the other board? On a somewhat related note, today I called an on duty police officer a "gigantic, vapid, quivering cunt" in front of his ride-along trainee. And I didn't even get any kind of fine or ticket or any consequences whatsoever. Proof once again that the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:41 am
by FreakyM
Sorry to hear life's giving you shit in the form of problems at home.
Ah well, life's a bitch aint she, sometimes.

Back to lurking...

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:43 am
by Rider
You're kind of like that cool uncle that rarely ever visits, because the rest of the family doesn't like him because he's a bit "off", but it's always a blast when he visits!

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:20 pm
by Eth
sedodes wrote:I've simply had it up to here with the bullshit of real life for the time being, and since I've decided to live with someone other than my crazy-ass, unapologetic, angsty-teen-attitude-having wife for a while I find that I have a lot of free time.
Does this mean you're living with your mistress, or just a buddy of some kind?
Hopefully Eth and the rest of the mods aren't going to be all kinds of elderly and holler "SLOW DOWN DAMNIT YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST!!" at my posts.
Yeah, we'll try to keep up with all six of your posts.
Does my big fancy "official warning" carry over from the other board?
Why don't you post something cruel and hurtful and find out? ;)
On a somewhat related note, today I called an on duty police officer a "gigantic, vapid, quivering cunt" in front of his ride-along trainee. And I didn't even get any kind of fine or ticket or any consequences whatsoever. Proof once again that the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
On a also related note, I am a black belt in five different martial arts.

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:26 pm
by Lukipela
Sorry to hear things suck I guess. Better now than after you have kids, though it must kind of suck for your step-son.
Eth wrote:Does this mean you're living with your mistress, or just a buddy of some kind?
Well, he's posting here so I'm guessing buddy not mistress.

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:01 am
by Smoke353
Eth wrote:On a also related note, I am a black belt in five different martial arts.
Remind me to never make you angry.
Lukipela wrote:Well, he's posting here so I'm guessing buddy not mistress.
That seems quite likely.

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:18 am
by Dragon
Smoke353 wrote:Remind me to never make you angry if I'm in the same room as you
Fixed that. Behind the anonymity of the internet (or even a stout brick wall) it's all free game. 8-)

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:42 am
by Eth
I beat up ninjas all the time. It's no big deal, really.

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:53 am
by Lukipela
Dragon wrote:
Smoke353 wrote:Remind me to never make you angry if I'm in the same room as you
Fixed that. Behind the anonymity of the internet (or even a stout brick wall) it's all free game. 8-)
Maybe his local dojo teaches ninja-darts or the art of screaming very loudly? In that case you probably shouldn't be in the next room either. Some dojos are like that you know, wicked awesome with the skills and belts they hand out.

Re: sedodes active?! What gives?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:45 pm
by Draxas
Eth wrote:I beat up ninjas all the time. It's no big deal, really.
Well, the law of inverse ninja effectiveness says that shouldn't be too much trouble. Now, if you beat up attacks by single ninja frequently, that's another story. :)