[Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Stickman_king_28 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:01 pm

Plot twist twist:
zelnick was the genius kid who could pilot the vindicator right?
well uh

HES A PRECURSOR HAHA YES GOOD REASON
Yes, that's all fine and dandy but WHEN GOTP?

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by krulle » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:37 pm

What?
Nonono!
He's just wearing a few select Precursor genes, like very few Humans do.
He could even steer a Precursor shuttle with just his thoughts....

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Post by Draxas » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:01 pm

TWIST! Humans are the Precursors all along!

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Borgie » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:45 pm

Draxas wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:01 pm
TWIST! Humans are the Precursors all along!
Damn. That's deep.

Taking a "power-ranger" style spin on this... maybe ALL of the species combine together to make a giant mega-zor-- the precursors?
I mean size-wise it kinda (not really) works.

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Draxas » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:06 pm

Double twist! The Mmrnmhrm were the Precursors all along, they just forgot!

Triple twist! The Orz were the Precursors all along, just nobody could understand them when they tried to tell them so!

Quadruple twist! The Thraddash were the Precursors all along, they just nuked themselves back into prehistory and unknowingly started worshipping one of their own artifacts!

(I could go on...)

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Quasispatial » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:34 pm

Draxas wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:06 pm
Double twist! The Mmrnmhrm were the Precursors all along, they just forgot!

Triple twist! The Orz were the Precursors all along, just nobody could understand them when they tried to tell them so!

Quadruple twist! The Thraddash were the Precursors all along, they just nuked themselves back into prehistory and unknowingly started worshipping one of their own artifacts!

(I could go on...)
Clearly, the Arilou were the Precursors all along. They just decided to let go of the wheel to see what happens. Of course, they wouldn't tell us anything...
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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Stickman_king_28 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:50 pm

Penta twist! The precursors were the SCRYVE who uh
yeah
its canon
time to commit orz *toaster*
Yes, that's all fine and dandy but WHEN GOTP?

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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by The Troglodyte » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:50 am

Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Alvarin » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:31 pm

The Troglodyte wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:50 am
Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
"Prec-man"
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Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories

Post by Borgie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:19 pm

Alvarin wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:31 pm
The Troglodyte wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:50 am
Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
"Prec-man"
But what does a "Prec-man" eat? (What ARE those little dots!?)

And does that mean that those 4 ghosts are dead "Prec-mans" / "Prec-men"?

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